You know, until today I don't think I've ever played FFF two-player. I expected it to be fun (and was surprised that "She Will Soon Be Nine, Don't Forget Presents" suggested it). One of the subtle design decisions was, no doubt, making Ice Cream a suitable two-player option, since no child will open a chain of salad restaurants.
I'm preaching to the converted, I know. But for any heathens reading, get a copy. It's a crying shame how few games are logged on BGG.
Until then, folks wanting to play my copy just need to show up at the Fresno Gamers on Tuesday nights!